Here you are the top ten songs who let you have a top sex night.
10. I Get Around – The Beach Boys
Enough to send anyone running for the nearest STI clinic.
9. 21 Seconds – So Solid Crew
Some things in life (the wait at a traffic light; the time spent in a dentist’s chair) are better off lasting only 21 seconds. Sexual intercourse is not one of them.
8. All Night Long – Lionel Richie
But by the same token; nobody likes a slowcoach.
7. Get Down On It – Kool & The Gang
Instructions just feel patronising.
6. Icky Thump – The White Stripes
It’s a bit close to home, isn’t it?
5. I Am The Walrus – The Beatles
Positive body image, please, ladies.
4. Smack My B**** Up – The Prodigy
Well, I guess it depends what you’re into.
3. Dude (Looks Like A Lady) – Aerosmith
Definitely not the song to play when your partner is busy waving his manhood around like it’s President Obama itself.
2. Don’t Stand So Close To Me – The Police
This one’s just confusing.
1. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones
Because the more Mick Jagger says it; the more you’ll start to believe it.